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Normally we focusing on intimate apparel we like or admire on TLP. But I can’t let the cleavage Caddy go down silently. I know that some women like to shop small point in their bras, like an emergency $20 or something. I don’t like IT but I understand it. But the cleavage Caddy is attempting to take that to a whole new ugly degree It is basically two little flyer pocket connected in the center The idea is that you can shove all your debris in there, like your phone, lipstick, credit cards, etc., and then put your cleavage Caddy in your bandeau To be honest, I was half suspecting this to be a big joke until I found that it is indeed for sale.

Of the many reason this is a terrible idea, I think the biggest one are:

• When you need something do you really just stick your hand down your shirt in front of everyone?
• Doesn’t your thorax just look incredibly lumpy?
• If your bra fit correctly, there shouldn’t even be room for all of this nonsense.

And seriously, for $30 you can just bargain yourself a dignified handbag. Remember those?